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Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Sucks Dick, Makes Money - Is a Whore
(10.28.09)

The Most Kickass Movie Genre Guide Ever Posted on the Internet
(11.30.09)

Hollywood Interested in Book About Osamacidal Navy SEALs
(05.02.11)

Avatar Conquers Worldwide Box Office
(01.26.10)

New Spider-Man Director Announced, Journalists Amused
(01.24.10)

God Damn Our Celebrity-Worshiping Culture
(12.10.09)

New Moon Sucks, Makes Money Anyway
(11.21.09)

Bonnie and Clyde Remake Set to Suck
(11.13.09)

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